Ring the bells for the blind and deaf.

There were only a few seats left in coach and Bob found himself seated next to a young female fan. 'I can't believe I'm sitting next to Bob Dylan!' she screamed.'Pinch yourself,' said Bob."

Ain't nothing too discreet about the disease of conceit.

My big fear was that my guitar would go out of tune.

I was lookin' high an' low for them Reds everywhere, I was lookin' in the sink an' underneath the chair. I looked way up my chimney hole, I even looked deep inside my toilet bowl.

Don't matter how much money you got, there's only two kinds of people: there's saved people and there's lost people.

Maybe someday you will understand, that something for nothing is everybody's plan.