He's hell bent for destruction, he's afraid and confused, and his brain has been mismanaged with great skill.

I like America, just as everybody else does. I love America, I gotta say that. But America will be judged.

People are crazy and times are strange ... I used to care but things have changed

Well the book of Leviticus and Deuteronomy, the law of the jungle and the sea are your only teachers.

Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?

Despite everybody who has been born and has died, the world has just gone on. I mean, look at Napoleon -but we went right on. Look at Harpo Marx -the world went around, it didn't stop for a second. It's sad but true. John Kennedy, right?

I'll be selling tickets for my next tour exclusively through Jonah Lehrer. Make sure to pay cash.