I'll be selling tickets for my next tour exclusively through Jonah Lehrer. Make sure to pay cash.

Every brain is civilized, Every nerve is analyzed, Everything is criticized when you are in need.

There ought to be a law about you coming around.

Shakespeare, he's in the alley with his pointed shoes and his bells, speaking to some French girl who says she knows me well.

It pays to know who your friends are but it also pays to know you ain't got any friends.

Most songs have bridges in them, to distract listeners from the main verses of a song so they don't get bored. My songs don't have a lot of bridges because lyric poetry never had them.

I don't think there's enough guns.