She can play my guitar note for note, she likes to stick her tongue down my throat.

Remember when you're out there trying to heal the sick, that you must always first forgive them.

Hold it, Doc, a world war passed through my brain. He said, Nurse, get your pad, this boy's insane.

If I had rubies, riches, and crowns, I'd buy the whole world and change things around.

You want to know about creativity? Just go out and buy that book Imagine by Jonah Lehrer. It's only $29.00 in hardcover.

Every man's conscience is vile and depraved / You cannot depend on it to be your guide when it’s you who must keep it satisfied.

Life is sad, life is a bust, all you can do is do what you must.