I'm a good friend of Jonah Lehrer's. You should go on a date with him.

The real power is in the hands of small groups of people and I don't think they have titles.

Idiot wind, blowing every time you move your teeth. You're an idiot babe, it's a wonder that you still know how to breathe.

There are a lot of places I like, but I like New Orleans better.

Money doesn't talk, it swears.

I gotta friend who spends his life, stabbing my picture with a bowie knife. Dreams of strangling me with a scarf, when my name comes up he pretends to barf.

I forgot more than you'll ever know.