If you don't underestimate me, I won't underestimate you.

Most songs have bridges in them, to distract listeners from the main verses of a song so they don't get bored. My songs don't have a lot of bridges because lyric poetry never had them.

I'm not going to read any of these magazines. I mean, because they've just got too much to lose by printing the truth. You know that.

In another lifetime she must have owned the world, or been faithfully wed to some righteous king who wrote psalms beside moonlit streams.

Colleges are like old-age homes, except for the fact that more people die in colleges.

She's a hypnotist collector; you are a walking antique.

I'm the oldest son of a crazy man, I'm in a cowboy band.