There is not a single extant study that supports all the arguments against men being with their children. It's absolute bollocks

Tell me why...... I don't like Mondays.

Men who are not given any voice in this because of the secret nature of the courts, what they're left with is dressing up ridiculously, but at least using humour to try and draw attention to their kids

I'd always thought the Rats were good fun, but one of the very nice things about being of Saga age is that I can actually look back and think, When I was younger I was in a great band. It was always a collective thing.

Think. That's what we need you to do. Think.

Well, a sort of epiphany: I was in a great band. And it's very cool to be at 53 and realise that when you were a kid you were in a great band.

What's the point in having a company of secretaries?