Monogamy is a possibility - and a necessity. Kids have got to have something they can rely on. You have got to have something you rely on.

I'm Winnie the Pooh - that's as sexy as I am. I meet ladies and they talk about their family and I talk about my family. It's about as sexy as a bag of Brussel sprouts.

Monogamy is a possibility - and a necessity. Kids have got to have something they can rely on. You have got to have something you rely on.

Most dictators were short, fat, middle-aged and hairless. Besides Danny Devito, there's only me to play them.

What would I have done if I wasn't an actor? Probably rob banks.

I've watched films and even forgotten I'm in them.

It's not easy to walk out on a marriage and two young kids, and it's the most difficult thing I've ever had to do.