Monogamy is a possibility - and a necessity. Kids have got to have something they can rely on. You have got to have something you rely on.

One of the things I've realised is that I am very simple. My wife asked me once if I loved her. I said: 'Look love, I'm a simple man. I love you. End of story.' But I guess you gotta keep saying it with women. I guess she needed reassurance.

I'm very romantic. I've emptied flower shops.

Most dictators were short, fat, middle-aged and hairless. Besides Danny Devito, there's only me to play them.

I'm Winnie the Pooh - that's as sexy as I am. I meet ladies and they talk about their family and I talk about my family. It's about as sexy as a bag of Brussel sprouts.

What would I have done if I wasn't an actor? Probably rob banks.

Quantum physics is a bit of a passion of mine. It's extraordinary. There's a branch of mathematics that is based on lunacy, and that's wonderful.