Baseball was made for kids, and grown-ups only screw it up.

The two most important things in life are good friends and a strong bullpen.

I never took the game home with me. I always left it in some bar.

I had bad days on the field. But I didn't take them home with me. I left them in a bar along the way home.

I'd like to help you, but you don't drink.

Baseball was made for kids, and grown-ups only screw it up.

I don't care how long you've been around, you'll never see it all.