I'll give you my phone number. When you worry, call me. I'll make you happy.
Why drink and drive if I can smoke and fly?
The bad people trying to make the world worse never take a day off, so why should I?
If she's amazing, she won't be easy. If she's easy, she won't be amazing.
When You smoke herb it reveals you to yourself. All the wickedness you do is revealed by the herb - it's you conscience and gives you an honest picture of yourself.
Children are wonderful. It don't take plenty y'know. Just a nice girl who don't take birth control. Sexual intercourse is a lovely thing.