I actually think there's a potential, a crazy potential, that network TV could become something valuable and worthwhile, just because of fear on the part of the networks.

Everybody needs some good sketch comedy.

The world needs less destruction.

Don't say you're going to stop eating red meat when you like red meat.

I've always tried to have a rule that you shouldn't make fun of innocent people who can't defend themselves. I find that a little unseemly and distasteful. But nothing's really sacred to me.

I don't think the sketch on its own is a great sketch.

Directing is probably the best job, but acting is really, really great. It's like a fun vacation that you get paid for.