They've asked me to do this temporarily. I don't know what temporarily means. Life is temporary.

The government's view is that the best time to announce bad news, news that it doesn't want the public to dwell on is late on a Friday, when it will wind up in the Saturday papers, which if you were readers, then the week day editions. A holiday weekend is even better.

My bladder cancer was related to smoking, and I think smoking kills people.

When Sam Snead was asked how to putt, he said, 'Putt for one hundred dollars'.

Obviously, if the commander makes certain decisions that the reporter thinks is inhibiting his right to report a legitimate story, he has to appeal to the commander's boss to get that changed.

American politics used to be an amateur sport. But somewhere along the way, we handed over to professionals all the things people used to do for free.

But here's the deal: If I were smart, I could figure out curling. If I were even smarter, I could figure out why people would actually watch other people doing it. I have tried. I can't. I can't even figure out the object of the game. Is it like darts? I just don't get it.