If I had to just play 200 shows a year with the same set, there'd be a gun. In my mouth. With bullets in it.

Love is when two people who care for each other get confused.

I would love to have everybody in the world love Bob Schneider. That's my goal- hundred per cent world domination!

My dad's a musician, and he taught me how to play when I was three, I think, so I've been playing ever since. It's something I've always done. And when you're really young, and you play music for people, people get really excited, so you get this inner sense that you are good at it, even though I've always been really not good at it.

If I had to just play 200 shows a year with the same set, there'd be a gun. In my mouth. With bullets in it.

I'm always writing new songs and doing them live, and I may do it for a week or two, and then never do it again.

It would take a lot of time and effort (to repair the computers). And they can't run (programs and games) kids are interested in today. They're not even on the Internet. We wouldn't be offering them much of a carrot.