Between me and my roommate, we've hit 400 Major League home runs.

You know, I was once named Minor League Player of the Year...unfortunately, I had been in the majors for two years at the time.

When I looked at the third base coach, he turned his back on me.

When I came up to bat with three men on and two outs in the ninth, I looked in the other team's dugout and they were already in street clothes.

I signed a very modest $3,000 bonus with the Braves in Milwaukee. And my old man didn't have that kinda money to put out.

Between me and my roommate, we've hit 400 Major League home runs.

I had a great shoe contract and glove contract with a company who paid me a lot of money never to be seen using their stuff.