I did stand-up, weird and ignorant stuff about my career - anything for a laugh.

In 1962 I was named Minor League Player of the Year. It was my second season in the bigs.

Between me and my roommate, we've hit 400 Major League home runs.

I hope the fans have enjoyed listening as much as I've enjoyed doing the games. I don't ever go to the park where I don't have a good day. I don't like losing. But I don't think I ever go to the park where I have a bad day. I don't think once.

I did stand-up, weird and ignorant stuff about my career - anything for a laugh.

They broke it to me gently. The manager came up to me before a game and told me they didn't allow visitors in the clubhouse.

I set records that will never be equaled. In fact, I hope 90% of them don't even get printed.