I did stand-up, weird and ignorant stuff about my career - anything for a laugh.

I was acting when I was playing baseball.

They have Easter egg hunts in Philadelphia, and if the kids don't find the eggs, they get booed.

I had slumps that lasted into the winter.

Anyone with talent can play in the Major Leagues; for someone like me to stay around as long as I did, I think that's a much greater acheivement.

I hit a grand slam off Ron Herbel and when his manager Herman Franks came out to get him, he was bringing Herbel's suitcase.

I make fun of situations and try and find the humor in things, but it's never at the expense of the other guy.