If short hair and good manners won football games, Army and Navy would play for the national championship every year.

I guess I'll retire someday if I live that long.

If their IQ's where five points lower they'd be geraniums.

Something has to happen that you can't coach.

Sportsmanship to me is going out and playing as hard as you can within the rules.

I learned a long time ago that you don't have to go around using bad language and trying to hurt people to show how macho you are. That stuff won't get you anywhere, it just shows lack of vocabulary and character.

That boy don't know the meaning of the word fear. In fact, I just saw his grades, and that boy don't know the meaning of a lot of words.