I want to do drama, light comedy, the whole range.

It was as though all my hostilities, anxieties, and conflicts were in one ball that was flying away into space, farther from me all the time, leaving me content with myself

I wrapped a towel around me and I opened the door, and then I splish, splash, I jumped back in the bath. Well, how was I to know there was a party going on?

When I come out and sing the first few bars of Bill Bailey, it's very exciting

I want to make it faster than anyone has ever made it before. I'd like to be a legend by the time I'm 25

Everybody thinks I'm at death's door, but I'm not. There's nothing seriously wrong with me, and my heart is in 100 percent working order. Anything else you may hear is a damn lie!

George Burns was the father I never had