Nearly everything I do is part of a master plan to make me the most important entertainer in the world.
When I come out and sing the first few bars of Bill Bailey, it's very exciting
George Burns was the father I never had
Memories are like moonbeams; we do with them what we want.
This marriage is no one's business but our own.
My philosophy is to take one day at a time. I don't worry about the future. Tomorrow is even out of sight for me.