I like the moment when I break a man's ego.
My sister bought me a set at a candy store and taught me the moves.
Maybe I should publish the book. The world is coming to an end anyway!
I think it's almost definite that the game is a draw theoretically.
I don't recommend trying to cram a lot of long opening-move variations into your head. The main idea behind any opening is to get a strong pawn center and give your pieces a lot of scope so that you cramp your opponent's position and can attack weaknesses in his game.
It's little quirks like this that could make life difficult for a chess machine.