If you have seen one Alekhine game you've seen them all.
I am not today, nor have I ever been a Jew, and as a matter of fact, I am uncircumcised.
I hope the Icelandic government grants me political asylum.
I hate ready-made suits, button-down collars, and sports shirts.
Chess is a matter of delicate judgement, knowing when to punch and how to duck.
They're all weak, all women. They're stupid compared to men. They shouldn't play chess, you know. They're like beginners. They lose every single game against a man. There isn't a woman player in the world I can't give knight-odds to and still beat.