Yeah, there are too many Jews in chess. They seem to have taken away the class of the game. They don't seem to dress so nicely, you know. That's what I don't like.

I hope the Icelandic government grants me political asylum.

Normally we'd draw the curtain here, but I just wanted to see what he'd play next.

Patzer sees a check, gives a check.

Nothing eases suffering like human touch.

When I was eleven, I just got good.

You are never too old to play chess!