The old chess is too limited. Imagine playing cards, black jack for example, and every time the dealer has the same starting hand you have the same starting hand. What's the point?

To get squares you have to give up squares.

My sister bought me a set at a candy store and taught me the moves.

I don't listen to weakies.

I don't keep any close friends. I don't keep any secrets. I don't need friends. I just tell everybody everything, that's all.

Chess is war over the board. The object is to crush the opponents mind.

They asked me what year it was, what month it was, etc. I easily answered these stupid questions.