Competitive golf is played mainly on a five-and-a-half-inch course... the space between your ears.
If I needed advice from my caddie, he'd be hitting the shots and I'd be carrying the bag.
Golf is like eating peanuts. You can play too much or play too little.
Well, I'm glad we don't have to play in the shade.
The 'enemy' in golf is tension.
Golf is a game that creates emotions that sometimes cannot be sustained with the club still in one's hand.