No putt is too short to be despised.

If I needed advice from my caddie, he'd be hitting the shots and I'd be carrying the bag.

Doesn't it show us all that we are silly little boys or fatuous asses to think that we can play golf without making a lot of bad shots?

Many shots are spoiled at the last instant by efforts to add a few more yards.

It is nevertheless a game of considerable passion, either of the explosive type, or that which burns inwardly and sears the soul.

The rewards of golf, and of life too I expect, are worth very little if you don't play the game by the etiquette as well as by the rules.

Some emotions cannot be endured with a golf club in your hands.