If the NBA were on channel 5 and a bunch of frogs making love were on channel 4, I'd watch the frogs, even if they were coming in fuzzy.

Players must be able to carry out simple instructions from the bench to the court. If they can't, then they can't play

I'm not sure sports writing is an art.

I've never predicted anything. All I have ever said is, that we will do the very best we can.

BS is just what it stands for, an MS is More of the Same, and a PhD is Piled Higher and Deeper.

All of us learn to write in the second grade. Most of us go on to greater things.

Basketball may have been invented in Massachusetts, but it was made for Indiana.