If universities want to save a little money, they ought to make some cutbacks in administration and in faculty people who teach one class a week.

Competitive drills enhance quickness.

BS is just what it stands for, an MS is More of the Same, and a PhD is Piled Higher and Deeper.

A primary goal of teaching anything is the advantage that learning gives to people over their competitors who haven't been as well taught.

I don't think I have ever been out of control.

Your biggest opponent isn't the other guy. It's human nature.

When my time on earth is done and my activities here are past, I want them to bury me upside down, so my critics can kiss my ass.