Why talk now when so many things have been said without ever giving me a chance to talk?

You remember when you were a kid growing up, and believed in Santa Claus? There's not much difference between Santa Claus and me today, you know. We're two overweight lovable guys that kids really enjoy.

Competitive drills enhance quickness.

We just got our ass beat by a much better team. It happens once in a while. Does every team win every game?

I'd probably be better off without trying to satisfy me, with my sense of humor. There are things that I have said that are funny to me, but they weren't to somebody in the press. So that hasn't worked to my benefit.

I would rather be thought of as a teacher than a coach.

I'm an unemployed teacher right now and I'm looking for a place to teach.