At one point, I said to the officials that you guys haven't called walking for 20 years, now you don't know what it is. When you call walking, you're about half right.

When my time on earth is done and my activities here are past, I want them to bury me upside down, so my critics can kiss my ass.

BS is just what it stands for, an MS is More of the Same, and a PhD is Piled Higher and Deeper.

I recognize that I have a problem with my temper. For those times it has ever caused me to do anything that gave anyone understandable and justifiable reason to be upset, I am sincerely sorry.

The thing that bothers me the most about the media is simple accuracy.

In order to achieve to achieve positive results, one must work for them, not hope for them

Failure, to me, is not having the desire to try. Having the desire to try is in it own way success.