In my mind, not in real life. My rap name will be Optimus Rhymes. Or the Notorious B.o.B.

I did a lot of theater as a kid because I had a bunch of friends who did it.

When I was at Upright Citizens Brigade, I would pretend to be a sad, drunk rapper.

I was a bartender at a Pizzeria Uno's for nine years. The people I worked with were amazing, but it was quite possibly the most miserable time of my life.

My first 'SNL' episode was with Michael Phelps and Lil Wayne. And if you go back and watch the monologue - it was supposed to feature Barack Obama, but we couldn't get him - it was with William Shatner. But if you watch it, Guy Fieri is sitting in the front row.

I'm not very big on politics. I'm a comedian and not that smart. I don't have the mind capacity for it.

Me, Billy Crystal and John Goodman hang out non-stop, and all we do is silly voices. We hang out in a little closet and do voices together.