But if people want to swim in the Thames, if they want to take their lives into their own hands, then they should be able to do so with all the freedom and exhilaration of our woad-painted ancestors.

Some people play the piano, some do Sudoku, some watch television, some people go out to dinner parties. I write books.

I lead a life of blameless domesticity and always have done.

London is the sporting capital of the world. I say to the Chinese and I say to the world, ping pong is coming home.

I firmly believe that volunteering is good for our society and brings communities together. It's a fantastic opportunity to get involved in your local community, to meet new people and to gain a sense of pride and achievement.

He is the resounding human rebuttal to all Marxist historians who think history is the story of vast and impersonal economic forces. The point of the Churchill Factor is that one man can make all the difference.

Voting Tory will cause your wife to have bigger breasts and increase your chances of owning a BMW M3.