I just go in my back garden. It's the only place where people don't come and bother you.
I'm very uncomfortable with the idea of vaginas. They bother me in the way that spiders bother some people.
I am what I am. There's nothing I can do about it.
Someone once said a cynic is just a disappointed romantic. That really, really sums me up.
A difficult crowd will always test your true ability.
Leigh [Bowery] would make up stories about people committing suicide or going on hunger strikes because they were refused entry at the door.