I think these days, as an artist, you have to be slightly entrepreneurial. ...Nobody really sells records anymore.

Comparing Madonna with Marilyn Monroe is like comparing Raquel Welch with the back of a bus.

Leigh [Bowery] would create fake guest lists and put the most ridiculous names on them - Joan Collins, or really naff soap stars who would never grace the door of Taboo.

[Arnold Schwarzenegger] is really good at ['The New Celebrity Apprentice' show]. Totally different energy to our potential president, but he's cool.

A difficult crowd will always test your true ability.

I'm very uncomfortable with the idea of vaginas. They bother me in the way that spiders bother some people.

The ultimate goal is to be more satisfied. I really don't believe you get wiser because you get older. It's a choice, perhaps not to take some things so seriously