I would probably be a teacher if I weren't a comedian.
You take away all the other luxuries in life, and if you can make someone smile and laugh, you have given the most special gift: happiness.
It's fun to play people who are flawed.
I believe it's a real tedious hostage negotiation to have a marriage be what it is.
I come from the world of improv; I love any show or any vehicle that gives me an opportunity to be in the moment.
My whole life, I've been telling jokes.