Greatness isn't something you should always be chasing. There's greatness within all of us, and I think that's what we forget.

We make a great bad guy, and they all say they hate us. But at the end of every day, people want to trust us. Because we're their government. And people trust their government.

I love when I teach my son a good lesson. But I love it even more when he teaches me.

She dumped me for the worst reason of all. For absolutely no reason at all...I mean, if she fell in love with someone else, or I did something wrong, or I let her down in some unforgivable way...That, I'd understand, right? But instead, she said...it wasn't anything. Not a single thing. It was just me. I was nice. I was kind. We just...she didn't see the connection anymore. I think she thought I was boring. And the cruelest part is, when someone says something mean about you, you know when they're right.

I played Little League for one year. That was it. Then my mother realized I liked books and threatened my father. I owe her forever for that.

A little threat of evil is always the far better way to fill the seats. But sometimes the monsters aren't who we think they are.

People are more twisted than people think.