We're all being tested...That's what life is.
People are more twisted than people think.
...can I tell you something...? I don't think you're in love with the past. I think you're scared of the future.
I love when I teach my son a good lesson. But I love it even more when he teaches me.
Life delivers far less disappointment when your expectations are low.
A little threat of evil is always the far better way to fill the seats. But sometimes the monsters aren't who we think they are.