There ain't a woman in the world that wants to hear the word yes when she asks if you think that she looks chubby in that dress. And if she cooks all day you better eat it with a smile; it doesn't matter if it tastes just like bad gravy on a Goodyear tire.
That there's no more important decision in life than who you marry.
Tomorrow is the first blank page of a 365-page book. Write a good one.
Even on the most serious ballads, I'll throw in a tongue-in-cheek remark.
I like to look at the songs like they're little movies.
I get to cry to Barbara Walters, when things don't go my way. I'll get community service no matter which laws I break.