I can't see this world unless I go/ outside my southern comfort zone.

When a single mom goes out on a date with somebody new. It always winds up feeling more like a job interview.

There ain't a woman in the world that wants to hear the word yes when she asks if you think that she looks chubby in that dress. And if she cooks all day you better eat it with a smile; it doesn't matter if it tastes just like bad gravy on a Goodyear tire.

Yea there ain't nothing not affected when two hearts get connected. All that is will be or ever was; every single choice we make; every breath we get to take is all because two people fell in love.

I get to cry to Barbara Walters, when things don't go my way. I'll get community service no matter which laws I break.

Guitar playing isn't really for everybody.

I can fall in and out of love, have marriages that barely last a month. When they go down the drain, I'll blame it on the fame.