Guitar playing isn't really for everybody.

There ain't a woman in the world that wants to hear the word yes when she asks if you think that she looks chubby in that dress. And if she cooks all day you better eat it with a smile; it doesn't matter if it tastes just like bad gravy on a Goodyear tire.

Jackass millionaires, hey, hey, Hollywood, here we come.

If you're really on top, you probably didn't do that great, 'cause you have to water it down a bit for it to get that mass appeal

If there's a song where there's a possibility of guitar stuff that would be fun to listen to, go for it. Don't worry about what anybody thinks.

That there's no more important decision in life than who you marry.

Country music has become the music that best represents the reality of American life.