You just have to get one misstep - that's an easy way to fall into caricature. Bad caricature.

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

It's a lovely experience walking around a museum by yourself.

The things you own end up owning you.

Man, if I can get a burp out of that little thing I feel such a sense of accomplishment.

I don't want to die without scars.

There's no right. There's no wrong. There's only popular opinion.