Gay marriage is inevitable. The next generation, they get it. It is just a matter of time before it becomes a reality.

Self improvement is masturbation. Now self destruction.

You are not the car you drive.

Personally I like ageing. With age comes wisdom and I have said it before and I say it again, I will take wisdom over youth any day.

You know I've been in these tabloids for years now. And at some point you just become a Zen master of it all. Most of these stories, you get probably 2 percent real fruit juice and the rest is just garbage with no nutritional value.

In Missouri, where I come from, we don't talk about what we do - we just do it. If we talk about it, it's seen as bragging.

The things you own end up owning you.