Man, if I can get a burp out of that little thing I feel such a sense of accomplishment.

We made a plan at school to meet in her garage and kiss. It was like this little business deal. I kissed her and then I ran home

I look at my kids and I feel I'm at the precipice of this job, like just kind of tipping over the other side. I'm very conscious of time I guess is what I want to say, and I want to be there as long as I can with my kids, and I also want to make sure I do all the things that are important to me.

I always heard criticism is the tax on fame. They were right. And then some.

Oh, I'll never leave Montana, brother.

I'm gonna design my own fleet of trailers. No! I'm gonna record an album like Jennifer Lopez. It'll be an acoustic version of K.C. and the Sunshine Band. Then maybe I'll design a line of clothes like Puff Daddy, but all in synthetic fur.

The idea that marriage has to be for all time - that I don't understand.