Because when the Creator of matter, tell you you matter, then you have a purpose and then you have self-esteem.

The truth is supposed to hurt. That's how it lets you know you don't got it.

The wussification of America is killing us by teaching us to censor ourselves from what we believe. That's why I want to see political correctness die in my lifetime, but first... I want to watch it suffer.

I don't hate cats...as long as they stay on the freeway, where they belong.

If God is a crutch, then atheism is a coma.

When did banning anything, ever work? I mean, we banned liquor once in this country, oh, that worked like a charm, didn't it, folks? You couldn't find a drink in the roaring 20's, could ya? See that's the problem with the banning thing! I say why stop there, let's not ban guns, I know, let's ban crime!

We should have a way of telling people they have bad breath without hurting their feelings. Well, I'm bored. Let's go brush our teeth. Or, I've got to make a phone call. Hold this gum in your mouth.