When we see Christ for who He is He then tells us who we are.

Unfortunately, when someone asks me for a favor, I cant say no. Because of my upbringing - my Catholic guilt - if I dont do it, it plagues me.

I used to work the graveyard shift.

To break up with a girl: be direct. You have to behave the way you would want her to behave, and I would want the door to be closed. You have to be sensitive but honest. You have to be a gentleman and do it in person. You have to look her in the eyes.

God opposes the proud. The way you get up front is do really good work in the back. Humility is a by product of spending time with Jesus - it is not a reflection of yourself

I remember being away somewhere, and I had forgotten it was Valentine's Day with a person, and that was very embarrassing.

For a comedy to work, magic has to happen.