Look, I learned from your uncle that when the universe turns out to be insane, the wise man embraces insanity.

Death is meaningless unless it happens to someone you know.

A belief in the purposeful complexity of Fate is always more comforting than random, straightforward facts. This may be why Mother preferred to believe in Atlantis and UFOs rather than in virtually everything else.

Look, I learned from your uncle that when the universe turns out to be insane, the wise man embraces insanity.

Nowhere in the world can you find a wider variety of empty calories than at any American convenience store.

In most Life Situations, the truth is irrelevant. Once in a great while, however, it's the only thing you've got.