You need to be real enough to be believable, but you don't necessarily have to be real enough to be real. There is a distinction.

I want to see Bob Dylan do sketch comedy. I'm a huge Bob Dylan fan.

My joke about Aaron Sorkin is that The West Wing was a great show about democracy, run by Kim Jong-Il!

One of the most surreal moments in this election was after the third debate, when I heard a talking head say, Al Gore won on substance, on the issues. But you have to give the victory to Bush because he seems presidential.

You don't want to become one of those Hollywood idiots who is just blathering about anything

Having an affair with an intern is just an incredibly stupid thing to do.

Infuse your life with action. Don't wait for it to happen. Make it happen. Make your own future. Make your own hope. Make your own love. And whatever your beliefs, honor your creator, not by passively waiting for grace to come down from upon high, but by doing what you can to make grace happen... yourself, right now, right down here on Earth.