The issue for my character, and the issue of the show is, how dirty do your feet have to get without suffocating yourself in the mud in order to get an inch of what you really want done?

This election ain't no stinkin' TV show.

Infuse your life with action.

I can't believe George Bush might be president.

People always say, "Could it have been a show about a conservative Republican administration?" No! Nobody wants to watch that! Watching Republicans flirt makes people queasy!

Having an affair with an intern is just an incredibly stupid thing to do.

My joke about Aaron Sorkin is that The West Wing was a great show about democracy, run by Kim Jong-Il!