Never did tombs look so ghastly white. Never did cypress, or yew, or juniper so seem the embodiment of funeral gloom. Never did tree or grass wave or rustle so ominously. Never did bough creak so mysteriously, and never did the far-away howling of dogs send such a woeful presage through the night.
Bram StokerOh, why must a man like that be made unhappy when there are lots of girls about who would worship the very ground he trod on?
Bram Stoker