Worry is simply thinking the same thing over and over again and not doing anything about it.

The world’s not so simple anymore, I guess it never was. We ignored it, now we can’t.

Thou shalt not steal. I mean defensively. On offense, indeed thou shall steal and thou must.

Don't look at the hole in the doughnut. Look at the whole doughnut.

Man may penetrate the outer reaches of the universe, he may solve the very secret of eternity itself but for me, the ultimate human experience is to witness the flawless execution of the hit-and-run.

Leo Durocher is a man with an infinite capacity for making a bad thing worse.

I don't like the subtle infiltration of 'something for nothing' philosophies into the very hearthstone of the American family. I believe that 'Thou shalt earn the bread by the sweat of thy face' was a benediction and not a penalty. Work is the zest of life; there is joy in its pursuit.