Too bad the things that make you mad are my favorite things.

Insecurities are about as useful as trying to put the pin back in the grenade.

Unfortunately, the simplest things - such as thinking for myself, creating my own reality and being whatever the hell I want to be each day of my life - are a sin. To be a good Christian basically means to give up the reigns of your life and let some unseen force do it for you.

The girl I find who wants to talk about quantum theory in a bar is the one I want to marry.

Being an artist for my well being and as a living, I live in a place of observance and interest in what I consider to be the most relevant questions.

Men have a lot less to write about, unless you're somebody like Tom Waits or John Lennon. And the female voice is much more suited to melody. Men have this barky thing - we're domesticated apes with a microphone.

On a more human level, the closest things to truths that I have been able to access are Love, Art, and Play.