I suggest we learn to love ourselves before it's made illegal.

I haven't felt the way I feel today in so long.

Someone will inevitably find something wrong in almost everything, so do what it is that you do best and remember to have enough tolerance for two.

Britney Spears. Because she's a girl, I wouldn't smack her - I'd lock her in a closet with poisonous spiders or something. Let her think about what she's doing to the youth culture of America.

I think freedom of speech is important, but coupled with responsibility.

Shakira's music isn't my cup of tea, but the way she moves her hips reminds me of the feeling you get when you climb the gym pole.

I think I grew a grey watching you procrastinate.