It was one thing to snuggle a little when the world seemed about to end, and quite another to explain to her parents that she wanted to date an ancient magical horse.

Hello, cell. How are you? Still dank and dirty? Me? I've taken up a new habit: talking to my cell. It's like talking to myself but slightly more pathetic.

Yes, we have different viewpoints represented among us," she continued. "Yes, we have a displacer in our number, and a half giant, and a seedman who publicly disgraced us." "She's talking about you," Drake muttered to Nollin, loud enough to draw a laugh. "No, Drake, I'm talking about you," Farfalee corrected.

What has three heads, six arms, and half a brain?" Three asked. One and Two answered in unison. "Nate Sutter.

One eye is open to all truth, the other closed to all deception.

All boys belong in insane asylums.

Smart people learn from their mistakes. But the real sharp ones learn from the mistakes of others.